liam - boy you take home to mama
louis - boy you sneak out at night with
zayn - boy you can’t stay away from
niall - the boy next door who has a crush on you
harry - your sister
my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:
- louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
- zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
- harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
- niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
- liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
FACT: When an asexual and a pansexual touch each other, skin to skin, their bodies merge into an all-powerful immortal being and they become a new god.
GUYS IT WORKED BUT NOW I HAVE NO THUMBS
this was a terrible idea we already regret what we have done
Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
This is disproportionately hilarious to me.Somewhat pertinent to copperbadgewho recently conquered an ikea shelf.
Captain America loves a good construction project
does reading gay smut next to your parents count as an extreme sport